Just when you thought you’d seen the last of Ol’ Slopey Mountain, the season has changed and left you in the middle of a winter horror-land. Flee the slopes, before you become completely frozen— a permanent reminder to everyone that tumbleweeds simply don’t belong in winter settings.
• Avoid the lonely yeti as he tries to slow you down for a chat. He might seem nice at first, but he’s really just out to harvest your brambles for a hat that will finally take the focus off of his lazy eyes.
• Dont let the self-important boulders stop you with claims of fame. They cannot actually help you become a rock star. EVEN IF THEY HAVE SNOW!!!
• Hop right over all the irrationally placed poles. That gang of arctic barbers have had irrationally high prices ever since they realized that no self-respecting arctic man is going to shave his beard.
• Use the arctic breeze to propel yourself out of harms way. The wind “chill” factor is way up this time.
• Watch out for scorpions. Dont worry, there still arent any. I don’t even think they could survive in the current conditions on Ol’ Slopey. But still…watch out!!!
Can you push your luck and escape this mountain yet again, or are you doomed to spend the rest of your days as a Tumble-cicle—The least delicious of all cicles. You can find out, but you’re going to have to tumble twice as much, and don’t even get us started on how much you’re going to have to jump…